Cunt

Vaginas never came with manuals. Wouldn’t the world be a better place is we all could learn and understand the concept of the pussy? How about a map to the G-Spot without causing a yeast infection or searching up the urethra? Man oh man is the cunt complicated.

But fear not, because The Hag will help you figure it all out, whether your late in your teens and tired of having the gyno tell you a bunch of gibberish you don’t understand or if your a late in your teens and still don’t know how to please a woman. The vagina is a good place to start.

 Vagina’s are self cleaning, pleasurable organs of the female vessel. In that moist, tight place a million bactaria can spawn, only 24 which you actually want if your a woman, and 0 if your a guy.

Don’t worry dudes, I wont leave you behind either. I will give you tips on how to make your dick look and feel bigger. A clean penis is a happy penis. And a happy penis is in a warm cozy vagina. So read on my cunt patrons! The Herohag, once again will give you the answers you crave.

Cunt Quotes by HeroHag

A shower a day keeps the yeast infections away!