Dr. Bartholin Lubracant
Women know that there is ALWAYS something going on with their vag. If it’s not bleeding for 3 to 5 days, it’s the random discharge that comes from the womb above or our glands working over time when you see that hot piece of meat individual (I’m not here to judge sexuality, just inform it.) pass by.
The glands which apparently, according to our friend Bathrolin. Bartholin glands are an amazing thing for health women. As for post menopausal women… well that’s a another story for another time…
Bartholin gland can become infected which emedicalhealth.com (and Gyno-Docs) call a Bartholin Cyst (pronouced like kissed). This can be caused by funky bacteria that block the blands and leave them to fester in their own bacteria party, making them red, swollen and pussy. It can turn out an STI caused this, so if you’re feeling these symptoms, it’s probably because you fucked some dirty motherfucker. It can also be because you’re the dirty one.
If you’ve been a good girl, than this infection can be treated simply by sitting in a warm (and clean) bath 3 to 4 times a day. If it continues, than the doctor will give you his own santized bath, which is the same basic procedure but in a basin. If it continues, than a couple antibiotics can cool the infection. If it continues still, than ”a surgical procedure called a marsupialization” is the next step.
A small cut will be made inside, they’ll place some thingy to drain it some more. You can go on the site to see this procedure, but I’d rather not go into the gorey details myself.
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kinda like the saliva glands in your mouth. an ex gf got one of these cyst one time and freaked out. she made me inspect it for my ‘expert’ opinion… i told her to go to the doctor and get it checked out. they didn’t have to change her into a kangaroo though(a marsupial!)… although i spend a lot of time in her ‘pouch’
monkiboi - April 15, 2008 at 1:37 am
Yup. Kind of like saliva glands, only the secretions produce are muskier.
But I guess that depends on the person. Some people have really bad breath.
auntyherohag - April 15, 2008 at 8:44 pm
bartholin cysts are common. in most cases, they are NOT associated with STD. the duct is microscopic! it does not take much to cause it to clog up, so to speak, and cause a cyst. cysts are not an indication of infection, and may be just a back up of the good ol’ lubricant our body produces.
bartholin abscess, however, is often related to bacteria and is appropriately described as infection festering inside the clogged duct/cyst.
the treatment you described is actually catheterization rather than marsupialization. this is usually the first course of treatment (other than plain old lancing of the cyst or abscess). np/doc will cut a slit in the cyst/abscess and insert the word catheter (held in place by a small balloon inside the cyst); the catheter stays in place for up to four weeks and facilitates continued drainage of the cyst/abscess and allows for a larger opening to form at the catheter insertion site.
marsupialization may take place if the word catheter is not effective. np/doc cuts an oval out of the cyst site and opens out the skin (turns the cyst inside out almost) and stitches this to the surrounding area. this allows the fluid to drain and with luck provides an outlet for future secretions so that other abscesses do not form.
marsupial cat - July 14, 2008 at 4:30 am
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