HPV positive

My good X chromozoned friend’s bo[Y]friend, told me that men are the carriers as far as S.T.Infections go. I assumed it was just because getting a swab down your uthera fucken hurts. (Unless you’re in to that, but I ain’t covering fetishes in Vagina 101.) He explained that it’s just because a lot of guys eventually insist on the pill after a relationship and give coodies to girls after they take their ”glass slipper” [Marla Singer, 1999] off. Then I read the following;

 ”However, other STI’s, usually persistent viral ones like Herpes and HPV, invade skin and mucous membranes, so a condom in that case may do little to stop transmission.” [Wikipedia, retrieved 2008]

 The Viral Ones is linked to Alzheimer’s disease and HPV can cause genitle warts.

I’m never having sex again.